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A cornucopia of tomfuckery.

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via circumcising)


He’s back and ready to snatch the halo!

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:image

(via nicolepaigebrooks)

tigermisu:

 in this book i’m reading it says “he plucked a flower and stuck it in his buttonhole” and i completely misread it and now im laughing im actually 5 years old

(via circumcising)

hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

(via circumcising)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via circumcising)

jesusleto:

i should not be allowed on snapchat

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(Source: pemsylvania, via circumcising)

texasassy:

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

(via xchanelbitchx)