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A cornucopia of tomfuckery.

  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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c0rvling:

give ‘em the ol’

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clamjob:

spongeboblovesall:

clamjob:

why do girls care about boy butts

bc they are perky and cute and fun to poke and and just awesome round things

i mean yea butts are cool but like do girls eat ass is what im really asking

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