bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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Lana Del Rey in Lovebox Festival 2012

(Source: homewrckrs)

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

finnharris:

Snapchat is seriously so important. 

(Source: finnharris)

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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femalewrappers:

niall horan is such an inspiration

(Source: pinksvoice)